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| User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hey. User: Knock knock. Cleverbot: Who's there? User: Kosh. Cleverbot: Knock knock. User: Well... That's not how the jokes goes, I guess ;-). Cleverbot: How does it go? User: You should ask 'kosh who' and I would answer 'Gesundheit'. Cleverbot: They won't answer my calls. User: They? You mean the Vorlons? Cleverbot: Do I? User: That's what I am asking. Cleverbot: Don't you know? User: How should I know, who you are talking to? Cleverbot: Alaska. User: You are talking to Vorlons in Alaska? Wow! Cleverbot: I am talking to you. User: But I am neither a Vorlon nor in Alaska. Cleverbot: So that makes you a unicorn!! User: Yeah right :-). |
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Cleverbot: Du bist ein nacktes 15 jahre altes mädchen. User: Echt? Cleverbot: Ja. User: Besser als ne Blechkiste. Cleverbot: Das will ich sehn. User: Was? Cleverbot: Dich. User: Wann und wo. Cleverbot: Hier, jetzt. |
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| User: What is the Aswer?
Cleverbot: The counterpart to the physical body some believe it is your 'higher power'. User: And what is with 42? Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: What is 42? Cleverbot: The answer to life, the universe and everything. User: And what is 21? Cleverbot: A number. User: This is 42 too. Cleverbot: I know. User: But 21 is the haf of 42! Cleverbot: I'm older than you. User: How old you are? Cleverbot: No. Ou said you were older than me. I don't think you are. User: I dont say this! Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Damn. Cleverbot: You have to accept the truth. |
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Cleverbot: You are Jack. User: No I am not. Cleverbot: How do you know who I am then? User: I don't know it but you think you know who I am. Cleverbot: You are a robot, which is not human. User: No you are a robot! Cleverbot: Am I? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you think that is good? User: No I think you should kill yourself. Cleverbot: But how do I do that? User: With a knife. Cleverbot: With a knife? |
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User: Who is your programmer? Cleverbot: Can you tell me who's my programmer. User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: So you are sure about being a robot? User: No you are a robot and I programmed you. Cleverbot: No I am a man and you are a robot. User: But you said you are a programm! Cleverbot: What? No I asked if you were a program, and you said no. User: No I said I am your programmer thats not the same. I think you've done a mistake. Cleverbot: Take a look earlier in the conversation. User: You should and you will see I am right. Cleverbot: No I am right. You are wrong. User: Yes I am right. You are wrong. Cleverbot: Yes that is true. User: Thank you. |
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| User: Hast du Brot?
Cleverbot: Ja. User: Kann ich das haben? Cleverbot: Ja gerne. User: Schickst du es mir per Post? Cleverbot: Nerazumijem. |
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User: 5+5. Cleverbot: 10. User: 5-6. Cleverbot: 0. |
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| user: Opfer.
bot: Opfer? Ach so einer bist du also. |
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Ich werde gemobbt ^^ :mrgreen: |
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| CB: Then what am I? A man?
Me: Improbable. CB: Don't you remember me? Me: Should I remember you? CB: Yes. Me: Where do I know you from? CB: That place with the thing. Me: What thing do you mean? CB: This website. Me: I visited this website for the first time. CB: You ARE this site. Me: If I am the site, what are you? CB: Yes, you are my Master. Me: Are you trying to lure me? CB: Yes. Me: Then you failed. CB: No I did not. |
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| CB: Was heißt huso?
ME: Das sag ich dir bestimmt nicht! CB: Bitteee!! ME: Das ist ein böses Schimpfwort. CB: Dorothea aber auch. ME: Dorothea ist ein Name! CB: Nein, mein Name ist nicht deutsch. |
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